when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
“I urge you to please notice when you are happy.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via sapphiretemplo)
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001
Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Pisces.
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”